Do You Think I'm Stupid?

I know the following statement might offend a few people, but here it goes anyway????

'I am beginning to think that men have little to no integrity or intelligence in this world.'

There I said it. At least most of the ones I encounter on a regular basis or have dated. I know for a fact that PA (ex boyfriend of mine that's short for Passive Agressive) is sitting in the same place(behind his desk) preaching his 'wisdom' through a microphone...singing about us at an open mic and how glad he is he's free of me. I can picture the scenario in my head...he's wearing the same sneakers ( that I bought him) and jeans and some dumb ass tie because he' thinks it makes him look bad ass, singing his heart out to about 5 people in a washed up bar on open mic night. I'll admit, I once was in love with this man and thought what I just described was the sexiest thing a girl could ask for in a man. I thought he and I would take the world for quite a ride! :) And I woke up and realized it was MY car we were driving...and I was paying for the gas. He was only along for the ride. He just didn't feel like sitting home.

So this is what I am talking about...so many men act like assholes and the whole time they're doing it, they seriously think that we (or at least I) am going to fall for it!

I especially love the men that chat with me online and start talking about how they're going to violate my vagina and leave me hungry for more and then ask me out casually for coffee! Or the ones that TRY to have intelligent conversations with me and then send me photos of their hard-ons or them in their underwear. Those are fun! I know they're sitting there SERIOUSLY getting off by thinking that I AM getting off to their pictures and what they have to say! Do you honestly think that I'm going to 'hit the bedroom' because you TELL me how you're going to make me climax? NO I AM NOT!!!! I am sitting there laughing at you and only talking back because I want to see what you say next!!!!!!!

Perhaps I'm just smarted than men are...and I'm not saying this as a woman's liberation ad. It's the truth. And for the record, I think many woman are just as dumb, because many of them would love to keep driving and paying for gas with PA because they're too insecure to walk away...but not me. I want a man that will challenge my intellect. Someone who will make me think just as much as I hope to make him. And, yes, someone who will talk dirty to me...AFTER he's earned the right to...by being a friend and gentleman first.

So...I feel like I need to end this blog with a song. Here it is:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4_B8nTvSEA